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This is just utterly ridiculous.Through forces that neither Mark nor I can control, a majority of our army is still missing. I have taken it upon myself to find new recruits, and...though both Mark and I are unsure of how fit he is
mentally for the position, we have a new member of our ranks.
As I am told, he is an incredibly skilled mercenary and is quite remarkable upon the battlefield. He also possesses some unique weaponry that I am sure will be a benefit to us.
Please welcome...

...Deadpool.
Father Sky and Mother Earth. I don't know why I bothered to recruit such a...a loose cannon, but we really do need the extra manpower...Lyndis, you may very well be losing your mind...
Lyn, I think I have found our green-armored companion.
Though I've no idea what is bothering him...
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And remember, a good tactician always makes sure that his/her units survive to fight another day.
That's rather unusual...perhaps he was rejected. Again. It wouldn't surprise me.
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"Do we look so meek to you? I think you're in for a terrible shock!"
Although, I'm sure he's been turned down before... but I've always seen him pick himself back up after that.
Hm...
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And remember, a good tactician always makes sure that his/her units survive to fight another day.
Wait. Where are you?
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"Daddy's home, children... and he is very, VERY disappointed. WHO'S HANKERIN' FOR A SPANKERIN'?"
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So you've made up your mind, sir?
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"Do we look so meek to you? I think you're in for a terrible shock!"
ANYWAY. I'll join if paid handsomely. And with glittery duct tape. Do you agree?
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A proud warrior of the Lorca tribe, die? Not until I've finished what I've set out to do!
We'll see about the...duct tape. But, since we are in agreement, welcome aboard.
...Ah, I never formally introduced myself! I apologize. I am Lyndis. You are?
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